BIG POST

long time no post so here's a reallly big one...enjoy
Analysis of times hit when object is thrown at a moving ceiling fan
Okay, so no bullshit. Let's get direct to the things that happen when you throw an object into a moving fan.
There is 60% chance of the object being hit at a regular size fan. I did 3 tests with three different objects; each test of 10 throws at the fan.
Object hit ratio was 10% or less (one in ten throws or none) when object is small.
Hits are of high force when hit perpendicular to surface of object (like baseball). Grazing may just shove them or send them spinning randomly.
Maximum velocity hits are near the edge of the fan, where shots go at 6km/hr with plastic objects. That’s the speed of a jogging man.
If the object is of different composition i.e. heavier, or if hit near joint of blades to the core or both occur, speed is very, very low. They are just smacked some 70cm away.
There is 50-50 chance that the object will pass through, but will be smacked when returning to the ground. The object is thrown; it passes, touches the ceiling and while coming down with gravity, gets one BIG blow.
Round objects (I tried with a marble) get hit 20-30% which is low, but not the least really.
A ruler or scale gets hit 50-50 chances (and breaks one fine day due to overthrowing>:)
DO NOT THROW CRICKET STUMPS OR METAL OBJECTS. THE FAN WILL DETACH AND FALL ON YOUR HEAD (which seems dumb enough to do such idiocy)
A parallelepiped (which means some pipe-like thingy or just any ballpen) is hit second highest at 6 hits per 10 throws.
And do you want to know which object has highest hit chances? Scroll down......











































THE AWARD FOR MAXIMUM HITS WHEN THROWN AT A RUNNING FAN GOES TO.......






















THE PAPER PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paper planes missed only once! That’s right, only once. They get maximum hits of 9 in ten throws!! Applause!!! The paper plane is easy to make, easy to aim and throw and easy to get hit! Must do in classroom! Only con in this is: The plane can get stuck in the fan. Chances 50% or less, but happens. So keep a set ready, or you'll be paper plane-less. so that's all guys, hope this was fun enough for you.... of course it was...try it yourself at home. You can send me more ideas and your own experiments at slayersid18@gmail.com

THINGS TO DO IN CLASS WHEN BORED

If you are bored in class and want to have some fun or time pass, here are a few things to do.
1: Hum songs. It's really easy and novice job to do. Start humming Deep Purple's 'Smoke on The Water'. Slowly advance to rock anthems (like Rock You Like A Hurricane) and finally yell operas as loud as you can. Try and test which teacher takes how much of the music.
2: Get a rubber band. Wrap it double between 2 fingers. Take a paper clip or paper balls and rocket them across the class. Try throwing them out the window. Mine landed in the basket of a cycle parked outside!
3: Get a big bag of Lays or other crunchies and snack on. Keep em in the bag, place it next to you on the bench and sneak a few crisps every now and then. Sip some Coke if you want too. (Generally we're too broke to afford Coke in school) 4: Dance. No, not with a partner around the classroom... While sitting, nod your head forwards and backwards, best supported with a funky song beat. Then start headbanging, thrashing and air-guitaring like you're Van Halen or something. This is great generally when the teacher blows the fuse off your brain by boring you for MANY periods.
5: Think the teacher is propagating satanic messages/lewd messages/abusive messages. Take her sentences in that meaning. Fairly difficult, but when successful, is a roar of laughter. Much needed for liveliness in class. If you have accompaniment in this activity, it boosts the laughability of the situation. (The teacher says to a student: “Look carefully as I remove the factor.” You can imagine what we can substitute for factor… underwear, AK-47. Get innovative)
6: Stare at a person purposely, like he is offending you or something. Get a group to do this for explosive results. The guy you stare at will generally be sent out the class for disturbance!!
7: Frame someone innocent. Make a permanent scapegoat for this purpose. Like, if the teacher asks who is making noises, take his name. All day! (Preferably stare at him too.)
8: Write satanic and rebellious messages on the desk using a compass. Stuff like "GOD IS A LIE" "HELL BECKONS ALL TO SALVATION," "HOMEWORK IS FOR ASSHOLES" and "GOD BLESS THE DEVIL" are instant hits. I once wrote “GOD SAT HERE ONCE”. The next person sitting there was asking everyone who wrote that… hehehehe!!!
9: Play cards and chess and whatever indoors in middle of class. Warning: This is risky, try only on ignorant teachers.
10: THE BEST THING TO DO IN CLASS: take a paper. Powder a chalk. Roll the paper, stuffing the powder in it. Blow from one end, it looks like you're smoking. Filter tip one end with cotton for better results. Note: DO NOT BLOW INWARDS OR BREATHE THE CIGAR. YOU'LL HAVE CHALK DEPOSITS IN YOUR LUNGS. This does not encourage smoking but encourages freaking out people.That's all. Share your ideas of fun in class too! Enjoy the methods and hopefully nothing will happen if you're alert enough!!!!! :)

HOW TO MAKE FARTING NOISES WITH YOUR PALM
It’s really not that difficult. Practice and trial-error experimenting will serve you wonders.
Method:
· Wipe your mouth first. Nothing sucks more than a dirty mouth.
· Now, hold your left/right palm over your lips.
· Make sure your lips are not curled outwards (like a kiss) but the other way around, inwards
· Lightly, LIGHTLY press your hand with the unused hand for a grip-like support.
· BLOW. Blow even and not too hard.
· You will feel exit routes for air from the grooves on your palm. These make the fart-like noises.
· Try until you achieve farts at the lowest blows.
· Now that you’ve learnt basic noises, try various types. The wet fart, the Harley-Davidson fart, the chain-gun fart, the squealing fart, the ‘classic gas’ fart.
HOW TO MAKE A BLOODY JOHN
This is really cool kitchen experiment. You'll need:
1. 1 tablespoon lemon juice
2. 2 tablespoons of your favourite red coloured crush, be it strawberry or kokum or whatever.
3. Little sugar and grey rock salt.
Fill a glass with 3/4ths of water. Dissolve the sugar and salt, the crush and squeeze the lemon on the top , so that it looks crimson below and this white clear layer on top. Mix it before serving, and don’t forget to add ice!
Tip: If the concentration of crush and sugar is increased by a few spoons, crushed ice can be garnished for excellent slushie-like taste.
HOW TO MAKE A LEMON SNAPP
You'll need:
1. lemon juice
2. a ripe tamarind
3. sugar and salt to taste
Make lemon sorbet as normal, mixing juice, sugar and pinch of salt in water. Now take the tamarind piece, place on a spoon, put a few drops of water and squash with your hand. It should be like pressing a button. Soon you'll get a thick paste Mix it in the juice. Let it chill. Enjoy the Sour Lemon Snapp!!! Goes best served with chips/sandwich
Then I tried a few things outdoors too....
MAKING A MARKER PEN ROCKET
I figured I needed something combustible to do a propulsion act, like a rocket. So here I made the list of ingredients:
1. A full matchbox.
2. Tissue paper.
3. A corkscrew or a drill to make holes.
4. A good wick. Preferably like one in a firecracker.
5. A fat used marker pen.Take a few matchsticks, and shave their sulphur heads off. Collect the sulphur powder in a tissue. Roll the tissue into a small ball. Then take the marker-pen and empty the core, so that the marker nib is gone and we get an exit route for our rocket.It should be open on one end, like a cannon.Put in the sulphur ball; make a hole from the other end. Make sure it’s airy enough. Put the wick in the freshly made hole. (I prefer thrusting a match inside.) And watch the fireworks from the other end. Enjoy. (Mine blew itself up.) Plz do post me I'm dying for any attention. Tell me how you like this page.